Saturday, May 16, 2015

Texas Tornado

Dear Tornado:

You caught us by surprise and got too close for comfort. I know you’re not Google, so you don’t know everything I do. But you could have really messed up our plans.
As Google already knows, Karen and I are selling the house and I’m applying for jobs in Massachusetts. We haven’t told everyone, yet, but I guess I’ll learn about my blog readership after this post.

This is a crazy tornado season in our area, so please hold off until we close on the house. I know you can do it. In fact, you could stop all of this craziness, but we know that’s not going to happen, right?

What’s more, a super tornado, or whatever they call it, will likely move East through Dallas. That disaster will hurt our country in huge ways.

POTUS will probably have to declare martial law and use Wal-Mart as FEMA camps. If it’s not you, tornado, it will be a nuclear weapon made by Iran.

There you have it – the Springtime News all because of a reflection on tornados.

Moving soon,

- Kevin Zahner

PS: Legend has it, there’s an Indian burial ground protecting Denton from tornados. ;)